--omg-optimized

These quotes are real. We didn't link the originals because it's too much work, and besides — you already know someone exactly like this.

"There are so many steps involved in tweaking the last uumph out of your linux system — and it really is a work of art to pull it off. Yesterday I finally used -noatime and -notail for my reiserfs file system: the single biggest performance boost I have yet to see — now I can have gnome2.2 running using gnome-terminal to compile the latest j2sdk from source (nice -n 19) while browsing with mozilla while running e17 in a seperate login with two eterms and run Unreal Tournament at full speed..."

"its -O3 the letter, not -03 the number"

"I love building all sources from scratch, then it will be optimized and made to run smooth for MY machine."

For the full canon, see the --articles section, where these dispatches are catalogued by distro.